this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Making money requires work

That comes as a surprise for many people

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago.

Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Shut up Elon, we know it is you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Look, just cause I've cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole.....does mean I'm Elon.

Fuck. My life sucks.