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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon investigates a random goth girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, people think it’s easy to defraud Social Security. It’s hard pretending that I was born over 150 years ago.

Shit, all the work I had to maintain that fraud. Fuck me, it was tough.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shut up Elon, we know it is you

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 month ago

Look, just cause I've cooked my brain with ketamine, use children as human shields, and an incompetent asshole.....does mean I'm Elon.

Fuck. My life sucks.