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If 100+ is the standard, “giga” is way too high. I’m thinking more along the lines of “century seductress”.
Also, that was such a powerful burn I can feel the warmth from here.
Not even a megaslut or a kiloslut. I wonder if a gigaslut is physically possible?
Imagine one partner every ten seconds, during a 40h workweek, 52 weeks a year...
That's just 748,800 partners a year. Let's call it an even 750,000. That's a year and 4 months of professional fucking just to become a megaslut.
Even for someone dedicating themselves to the job 60h a week during their whole life (60 years), would still be just 67 times a megaslut, only 6.7% of the way to become a gigaslut.
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