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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Out of curiosity, what are the strength differences between a regular human and an Ork? I know Orks grow bigger the longer they survive, but on average.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ork is stronger, but that strength is not necessarily equally distributed. Your ability to stop his arm in the position you're moving into may be greater than his ability to swing that axe in the way he has planned. Kind of the key to a lot of the concepts in various martial arts. Does look like kind of a wild swing on the part of the Ork.

[–] Semjaza 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I think more this is empty feel good but useless imperial propaganda guards get fed before being fed into a meat-grinder to die in glory for the Emperor.

But saying that is treachery and heresy, so this kind of instruction merely proliferates and any talk of change is met with a bullet.

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