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Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing (arstechnica.com)

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Ya got measles? Bring the kids over! We got enough raw milk for all of y'all!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Who's bringing the roadkill bear meat?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Whale carcasses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is Texas, not Tennessee/Kentucky/Arkansas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oll-oh-yoll

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think I heard if you drink raw milk with H15N while you have measles you get immunity to H15N!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Eat some raw milk and end up looking like leatherface JR