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Interruptions (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.