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The thought is nice but I get the feeling that a Goose wouldn't fair well in this literal non-metaphorical bird-battle.
Have you ever met a Canada goose up close? Those things are the literal spawn of Satan.
The campus of my Alma mater is home to a very large flock that has abandoned their annual migrations in favour of bedding down in the snow like a bunch of Sasquatches. Every spring they lay a million eggs and hatch countless fuzzy babies which immediately begin to feast on the grass and poop everywhere.
All the students try to take selfies with them, only to get hissed at and even swooped by the 14 lb birds. Several of my friends nearly had their heads taken off by the beasts!