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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't try to tell me a dozen is 9, a dozen has always been God's number: 7!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The holy numbers of the current "chosen Abrahamic faith of God," are 9 and 19.