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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What anon called "awkward silence" was the entire class being persuaded by his strong opening line.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

They were perched on the edge of their seats anticipating OPs genius, guaranteed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Could have been ;)