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Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles' (www.duffelblog.com)
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[โ€“] mkwt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not sure the US military is all the way done repainting into woodland green, after all their adventures in the sandbox.

[โ€“] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Now's the perfect time to bring back MERDC!