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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (7 children)

2 years? I'd castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, you don't need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

"They're so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!" -Lucille Bluth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Idk. 2 years later guy doesn't look like he's there by choice. That's a "begrudgingly accepted the inevitable" face

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What in the actual fuck in this comic implies they're being held captive for two years?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His thousand yard stare and the fact that he's stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Saying "damn right" while being called a "good boy" makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trauma is complicated. It's going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I mean yeah she's cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There's quirky and there's annoying. It's a fine line that she isn't even attempting to stay on the right side of.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's two fucking frames of a comic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Two frames of an obnoxious girlfriend being consistently annoying over the course of 2 years, yes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, not holding someone hostage any more?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you draw this cartoon? It's really weird that you're so keyed up to defend it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, I just saw some really weirdly incel stuff and responded.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Really? I would have thought an incel would be thirsting after a cartoon character no matter how annoying she is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you're implying that there's two sides, where one of them is right, and that you need to educate us about which one it is.

do you see the irony?

you have a personal opinion and make it a decree by teaching it to others, and refusing to let others make their own opinion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never teach anyone anything, got it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i wonder where you draw the line

if i tell you to not eat onions, because they just don't taste good, how would you feel?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My opinion has nothing to do with what others are saying. I think she's annoying based on the evidence in the comic, which demonstrates her being consistently annoying over a 2 year period.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I support women's wrongs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nah that's just dry humor

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More like "not nearly that desperate"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Totally normal and chill vibes. Yep.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

better so, leaves more for us

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'll figure it out when you're old enough to start dating

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what's best for them.

don't you have other things to do?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what's best for them.

Take your pick of the idiots attacking me for having a different opinion than them in this thread. How about you? What kind of idiot are you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

afaik, you started this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I forfeit, she's all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.