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Chat I need to be clicker trained :3
My girlfriends apartment doesn't have a dishwasher and sometimes she'll leave for work before me so I'll do the dishes and clean up and make the bed and all that. And every time she's surprised I have done such a thing.
I mean... What asshole guys isn't doing this and why do the rest of us have to be compared to him!
He’s doing us a favor by setting the bar so low.
I have the same thing with my GF. I express my emotions regularly and she acts like I’m an EQ genius.
There's a lot of heroes out there doing even less than the bare minimum making it a lot easier for those of us who put in any effort at all. Seems to get more common as I get older.
2 years? I'd castrate myself to get away from this woman after 2 dates.
Did you just castrate yourself? Good boy, saved your mommy some money!
Jesus fucking Christ, you don't need to be so dramatic. You could just break up, weirdo. Nobody would be holding you hostage.
"They're so dramatic rhey make me want to set myself on fire!" -Lucille Bluth
Idk. 2 years later guy doesn't look like he's there by choice. That's a "begrudgingly accepted the inevitable" face
What in the actual fuck in this comic implies they're being held captive for two years?
His thousand yard stare and the fact that he's stayed in a relationship with someone this obnoxious for 2 years
Saying "damn right" while being called a "good boy" makes you interpret that as a thousand yard stare?
Trauma is complicated. It's going to take him years of therapy to figure out why he said that.
I don't know if you are trolling or being fr but if trolling this is brilliant If being fr, you are boring
I mean yeah she's cute but the novelty is going to wear off after the 4000th time she does something like this. There's quirky and there's annoying. It's a fine line that she isn't even attempting to stay on the right side of.
It's two fucking frames of a comic.
Two frames of an obnoxious girlfriend being consistently annoying over the course of 2 years, yes.
So, not holding someone hostage any more?
Did you draw this cartoon? It's really weird that you're so keyed up to defend it
No, I just saw some really weirdly incel stuff and responded.
Really? I would have thought an incel would be thirsting after a cartoon character no matter how annoying she is
you're implying that there's two sides, where one of them is right, and that you need to educate us about which one it is.
do you see the irony?
you have a personal opinion and make it a decree by teaching it to others, and refusing to let others make their own opinion
Never teach anyone anything, got it.
i wonder where you draw the line
if i tell you to not eat onions, because they just don't taste good, how would you feel?
My opinion has nothing to do with what others are saying. I think she's annoying based on the evidence in the comic, which demonstrates her being consistently annoying over a 2 year period.
I support women's wrongs
Nah that's just dry humor
Weak
More like "not nearly that desperate"
Totally normal and chill vibes. Yep.
I'd castrate myself if it meant I could be with that woman
You say that now but this shit would get annoying real quick
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better so, leaves more for us
You'll figure it out when you're old enough to start dating
what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what's best for them.
don't you have other things to do?
what kind of idiot tries to tell other people what's best for them.
Take your pick of the idiots attacking me for having a different opinion than them in this thread. How about you? What kind of idiot are you?
afaik, you started this
Oh, a challenge! Assuming you lose, I win
I forfeit, she's all yours. May God have mercy on your soul.
itt: trolls.
2 years and her egg hasn't cracked yet?
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2025
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