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[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I blame the weed tbh. But hopefully Anon managed to maintain a friendship

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup. I remember one day I got a blunt from a friend that was way above my parade. I’m tripping balls. Friend’s sister start to get into me. I’m barely keeping myself in the chair. She whispers to me “I want to suck your dick.” All I could manage to do was giggle like a retarded.

Sometimes I remember it and I still cringe. It was over 20 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's crazy how memories like that haunt us, even though I'm almost certain she's completely forgotten

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Well, never seen her since, so 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago

Yeah never be stoned when navigating a hookup, absolutely rookie mistake.

Once you've hooked up for the first time then you can get wasted as you like, stoned sex is the fuckin' best.