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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If Donald Trump goes to prison, he would likely go to a federal prison. Conjugal visits are not a federal right, so Trump would not enjoy conjugal visits with Melania.

She wouldn’t enjoy them either.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

When Donald Trump goes to prison, he'll likely be held in a federal military facility.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

ship him off to gitmo. keep him 'safe' and away from the public and media.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Military? You spelled Mental wrong..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You both spelled "his house" wrong. If he lives long enough to see the end of a trial he'll get house arrest for who knows what reason.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Strip him of his citizenship and dump him at the Mexican border. Do it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What so he can climb that wall? Please record it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

With him? Probably never has.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She ain’t ~~coming.~~ cumming

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only took you 5 days to get the joke?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only until i take my own life 👍

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

You could try online yoga instead.