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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Hum... No, that's not things happen. In the real world it's:

"His phone's encrypted. That's proof he's a criminal, arrest him (and the family if you want) and send him to a death camp or whatever."

Or even more likely:

"Yeah, I shoot the guy. What do you mean looking at the phone? Why do you want evidence?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

more "is the phone encrypted? okay, just make up what was on it."

"was the phone unencrypted? ... just some tepid nudes and an affair where his wife's in the group chat? is that illegal yet? okay, uh, well, we got orders to arrest him. resisting arrest?"