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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The spaceship one was brutal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At the same time, that's one of the easiest ones to throw a funny response back

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Played well, this could be a free pass for all the other times the person is late.

Next time they are late they can put on the silver jacket, enter the classroom with a space related excuse:

Sorry, the traffic was awful on the asteroid belt
My comet was delayed
A gravitational anomaly threw me out of the solar system, it took me forever to come back
....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'd be laughing too hard to even think of a comeback