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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

That's because it gets lonely and needs someone to text.