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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (19 children)

People have to stop acting like animals are the stupidest most thoughtless creatures.

Yeah, most dogs probably understand it perfectly fine because it isn't a great mystery. They go in a room, they feel the acceleration, they feel the deceleration, they go out.

Sure, first time they are probably confused, but they are not completely oblivious to the world around them.

Also, yeah, this post is funny

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Tbf people act like people are the stupidest creatures too. Especially historically speaking.

"How in the world could these complete and utter dumbasses figure out how to build giant piles of dirt in a specific shape? It must be aliens cause there is simply no way those idiots could figure that out on their own."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idk if it's just a trope, but there are allegedly people so into the conspiracy wondering if they were built from the ground up or the tip down. 😅

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I think the idea the pyramids were build from the top is a joke playing of the things said by conspiracy theorists.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They were built from the top down. From the top waaaay waay down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Each one has two round chambers at its base nearly 2km below the surface.

Edit: Eh, nobody got my juvenile phallic reference.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, I saw it in a 4 hour long debunking documentary in potato quality on YT, but I do remember seeing the image.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They actually started from a corner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

But which corner? Maybe it was the top corner 🤣

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