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Tbh at this point calling yourself an incel because you're involuntary celibate is like calling yourself a homophobe because you're scared of gay people. Technically accurate, but do you really wanna go there?
Lmao I had a hard time picturing an actual homophobe but that's funny.
For the example to work, they'd have to be gay allies at the same time, and trying to imagine that is even funnier.
"I support the gays as long as they don't come near me 'cos then I shriek and jump on a chair"