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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They evolved to chew nuts that fell into the water

Ok well, I'm never swimming again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you wade or jump in, you'll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If your junk is dry, the fish can't get to it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The most dangerous place to be is right on the shore. Either jump in or stay away. You have to commit around these nut-chompers.