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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

Her name was Zelda

She was a calligraphy enthusiast

With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me

She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Nice, subscribed!

 

Colobus monkeys are born white and then transition into the black-and-white coloring as they get a bit older.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Those huge paws!!! 🥹🥹🥹

 
 
 

The ermine, also known as a short-tailed weasel, has a body well suited to chasing down its prey. Long and slim, with short legs, they pursue smaller prey through grasses, up trees, across rivers, in snow and directly into their tunnels and dens.

They can take down prey as much as ten times their weight, including rabbits, hares and woodchucks!

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 43 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

In case it’s not clear from the pic, this is a caterpillar.

 
 
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I spent a good five minutes looking at it and imitating it before posting… focusing on the important things in life.

 
 
 
 
 
 
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I will not drink with you today.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

You are doing amazing! You have every reason to be proud of yourself.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet anyone would like hearing that on a date.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I would absolutely eat unreasonable amounts of potatoes. My Slavic bloodline would be proud.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Not my pic, but I am guessing they have another person to take the pic.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That’s the best phrasing.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I would love that. I would also get hella fat, but man, would I enjoy it.

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