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Here’s what we do know: After their meeting ended and Vice President Vance left the room, the pope was still alive. We can deduce that he was alive, because he was heard asking an assistant, “Ho appena incontrato il volto del diavolo?” which roughly translates to, “Have I just encountered the face of the devil?” It’s a very common question that has been asked in many languages after encounters with JD Vance.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oil up a vintage naugahyde couch, and it feels just like a dolphin.

I mean, I've heard, obviously...

Hey! This ain't about me, it's about Vance.

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