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New GTA "Israel Mode" Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage (hard-drive.net)

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NEW YORK — Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to pedestrians, meaning you can murder random people on the street and burn the city to the ground without feeling too bad about it.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (8 children)

As everyone knows, the most important factor in GTA is the justifiability of your actions. I sure wish I could complete the campaign, but I’d feel bad about robbing a bank or shooting someone. They just don’t make games with moral accountability anymore… smh my head

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (7 children)

smh my head

😤 grammatical accountability -1000

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Shaking my smh at people who say shit like "smh my head" 😔

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