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Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, because that's the dangerous activity that causes the most additional load.

What's the average BMI in your country with socialized healthcare? What are your criteria for which dangerous activities we should and should not be allowed to engage in due to additional load on the medical system?