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How are you so insecure that a seatbelt makes you feel dumb?
It's not about being insecure. I'm just old enough to remember riding in old trucks and cars that didn't even have seatbelts. They make sense for most situations and I wear my seatbelt, but there are sometimes situations where it just feels like unnecessary compliance.
Like sitting at a red light at 2am with no one around for miles