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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I dunno, I think the paramedics find the sight of you stuck in your seat a whole lot nicer than you stuck in the windshield

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We shouldn't curtail people's freedom of self determination just because it will make other people have to do their jobs.