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Sea snail teeth top Kevlar, titanium as world’s strongest material (www.cbc.ca)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And you're forgetting that the chumps making these engineering definitions are chump engineers who think they're making parts in a theoretical plane of existence where only their numbers matter.

In reality, everything should be made out of copper nickel superalloys because man that shit is cool af. Frfr if you ever get a chance to mess with aluminum copper nickel you should do it because that shit is borderline mystical.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lookout everyone, big brain here has it all figured out. Don't need any more engineers with their fancy words.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

An engineer made the oceangate sub. Worked out pretty well for him. Right up until it didn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

nah fuckwit ignored actual engineers, insurers and regulating bodies. worked out as could be expected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Fuckwit was an actual engineer, but go ahead and tell me again how all the bad engineers are "fake" wannabes and all the "real" actual engineers are perfect little angels that never did anything wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Lol hey man its not too late to go to college for engineering. Just imagine the problems you could solve with your superior machinist brain!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

One engineer being a dipshit doesn't invalidate the entire discipline. Especially when said engineer went to an ivy league school where a degree says more about you parent's bank account than your actual ability

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

pfft get a grip. he ignored so much valid advice. the sub couldn't pass cert.

you really stanning for someone who killed their own customers?

yeah that's some great engineering what a toolbag

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Know people that worked with him, can confirm.

"Move fast and break things" Startup mindset is dangerous when taking your customers into potentially hostile environments. If only Michael Crichton had warned us about that decades ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Says the random fuckwit on the internet who clearly doesn't understand what they're talking about.

I call you out on your ignorance, so now you get all pissy? Grow the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Autism has always been terrible at reading emotions of others.

I'm Bing chillin. I don't give a solitary fuck if you decided to rename tensile strength as "stringle bringle factor". Im just tired of people using "strong" as a catch all descriptor when it actually doesn't mean much of anything in context.

How about you go and contemplate the definitions of a chill pill for a while broseph

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Im just tired of people using "strong" as a catch all descriptor when it actually doesn't mean much of anything in context.

Apparently you haven't realized that I'm the one who pointed out that "strength" has a very specific meaning in engineering and that the article was using that definition correctly.

How about you go and contemplate the definitions of a chill pill for a while broseph

Says the guy whinging about all engineers being stupid based on one dumbnut ignoring everyones' advice and making a shitty sub. And you're the guy going on a rant based solely on your ignorance of engineering terms. The only one here that needs a chill pill is you