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[-] [email protected] 164 points 2 months ago

The best response came right afterwards

[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I feel like having five dicks would be kind of cumbersome and much more difficult to use than just 1. Like, how do you aim when you pee?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I imagine it to be like an udder but for piss

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

What is up with the cartoon turtle in the background of this rofl

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

this👌but thumb and finger not touching, or two hands.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

you did not just say that 💀

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Just tape them together, like a fleshy gattling gun

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I think these people exist, based on my observations of the toilets at my current workplace

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Spider Dijon mentioned

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I know there are people with two, you could ask what they do ig

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Into the shower.

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