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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

I feel like having five dicks would be kind of cumbersome and much more difficult to use than just 1. Like, how do you aim when you pee?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

I imagine it to be like an udder but for piss

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

What is up with the cartoon turtle in the background of this rofl

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this👌but thumb and finger not touching, or two hands.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

you did not just say that 💀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just tape them together, like a fleshy gattling gun

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think these people exist, based on my observations of the toilets at my current workplace

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I know there are people with two, you could ask what they do ig

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Into the shower.