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If your dog poops outside, do you register that dog turd with the FAA for that fraction of a second the turd is airborne as it falls from the dog's anus to the ground? (self.shittyask)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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Or do you just not do it and hope you don't go to prison for it?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only if the dog’s but is more than 500 feet above the ground when they poop.

Otherwise it’s not going through public airspace and FAA regulations are not an issue.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

idk, the area where my dog poops is between 497ft and 523ft above sea level. Maybe I should plant a bright orange flag on every dog turd just to be safe. I know from watching youtube that airplanes don't do anything besides crash all the time, I don't want to be held liable.

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