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Polar bears (lemmynsfw.com)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

180 seconds (3 minutes) is a hilarious overestimation of any fighter's ability. Unless you're counting the time it takes to bleed out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Or total time it takes to be consumed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

10 seconds of fighting, 170 seconds of screaming while being ripped apart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

1 swipe from those giant claws will end you in less than 10 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe that's counting the time taken by the polar bear to catch up to the ~~runner~~ fighter from the farthest distance they are capable to lock-onto a target.