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[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You should look up Graydon Carter. But the tldr version, he's a reporter who commented on Trumps baby hands, mentioned it waaaaay back in 1988, Trump would send him photos or pictures of his hands from magazines....for almost 30 years.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You have a higher chance of winning the lottery than a Trumpanzee listening to a trans woman.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

No one can predict a freak gasoline accident!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I remember going to friends places for sleepovers, we would all go down to the video rental and pick one movie each, then pick up takeaway on the way home. We'd stay up all night watching each video and pigging out on food

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

I don't know if I'd call her a 'celebrity'

She was in "American Pie, the book of love." The 9th movie in the Pie series and direct to dvd.

Though she's getting a lot of attention now, and if hawk tuah girl can become a millionaire off a sloppy bj, good luck to Jasmine!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh they have names, they're just unspeakable by human tongue.

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

On my settings screen I have a search bar at the top

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm on an ASUS and it didn't appear in my app list, but when I searched in my settings list it did. So maybe it's something similar for you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

It didn't appear in my apps list so I thought it wasn't installed. But when I searched for the app name it appears. So be aware.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If your erection lasts longer than 400 years please seek medical attention

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

He'll ruin the ~~gov~~ country like he ruined ~~X~~ Twitter

FTFTFY

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every time you eat something, some food getd stuck in your teeth and you can't get it out for hours.

Washing dishes, the cloth is always dirty

Every time you undo your seatbelt, the belf doesn't retract properly and you have to fiddle with it for ages, if you try getting out of the car you just get tangled in it

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