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What are you planning on using to replace toilet paper when tariffs and hyperinflation make toilet paper unobtainable by common folk? (self.shittyask)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert to c/[email protected]

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I was trying to brainstorm ideas. Asbestos? Foraged berries? Dried cum? Glue? So many options and non of them are good.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trees still make leaves so that's a start then the garden hose connect in the shower helps also most countries have an abundance of disposable clothing that could be used.

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Have you ever tried wiping your ass with leaves? It doesn't really work. The shit doesn't stick to the leaf and it just breaks and you're left with poo finger and an itchy ass. Corn cobs kind of work, or at least better than single-molecule thick workplace toilet paper but in a regime where living-wage employment is pure fantasy I doubt there's going to be a lot food.