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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Reasons I don't have children, no. 78: Even when you spend hundreds or thousands of dollars to give them a potentially once-in-a-lifetime special experience, they're still obnoxious little shits.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They don’t understand, they can’t understand…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Was that the point though? I don’t think they implied that children knowingly act up.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It certainly reads like it. As in they should be grateful that you spent so much money instead of complaining about xyz

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I read it more like “I don’t want to have kids and this is one reason why,” I think a lot of people here are taking this way too seriously.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You read it like that. I understood it like [email protected]

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