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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Every person you revive is gender bent to the opposite sex :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Kar(o)lina Marx!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

just gonna die and be revived real quick, brb...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine how many suicides by trans people can be caused by this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't be flying all over the world just to revive y'all..!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats why you charge money for the revive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Thats why you make a chocolate company and hide golden tickets in some of the chocolate bars that grant free access to the gender changing factory

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Andrea the Giant sounds like a win to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Whomever you revive has all the capabilities their physical body can manage, but they never stopped decomposing after death and they are still decomposing. You could revive a skeleton, but they wouldn't do anything given that they have no flesh or brain, so it would just lay there being calcium. The injuries that killed them would still be present and they'd be in pain from the injury and decomposition, so there's that. Better hope they weren't embalmed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You'll get kink for necks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You become septic every time you do this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You know that you are going to hell.