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Well first it was 0. but your username reminds me of females and females usually have big and veiny yet smooth and delicious cocks so it changed to 1. So then I combed your entire profile looking for nudes and by your ENTIRE profile, I mean the first 3 posts before I got bored and my peepee got soft again so 0. So then I remembered that one time 14 years ago when there was a woman that might have been into me (I realized maybe she was flirting me as of 3 years ago) so I got a boner and now I'm going to go fap to that. So 1. Later virgins.
May I erect you?
Well it's no fun if I give you PERMISSION to make my dick hard. It's supposed to be at a really inconvenient time. Making a penis owner's penis hard is basically just a legal form of rape. One time (and this is a true story) a woman at work groped my dick, noticed I was hard, reported me to HR for having a boner and I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT. They say when you get older you stop being able to get erections but it hasn't fucking happened yet. I'm kind of looking forward to not randomly getting boners in public just because a lady hit me with her car 11 years ago. So hot. ugh I'm about to cum.