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abstraction (lemmynsfw.com)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

$ walk north

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

North of House
You are facing the north side of a white house. There is no door here, and all the windows are boarded up. To the north a narrow path winds through the trees.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

$ walk north

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Forest Path
This is a path winding through a dimly lit forest. The path heads north-south here. One particularly large tree with some low branches stands at the edge of the path.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

$climb tree

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Up a Tree
You are about 10 feet above the ground nestled among some large branches. The nearest branch above you is above your reach.

On the ground below you can see:
BIRD’S NEST
JEWEL-ENCRUSTED EGG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

$ sudo walk north

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

chraebsli is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.