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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Yeah ok people.

It’s not possible to flourish in my line of work without genuine engagement, and a tenacity beyond curiosity to solve certain problems. A jobsworth will not do.

Neither, on the other hand, will a soulless boss or employer, manage to engage.

So keep up with the downvotes and good luck.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"You can't flourish as a corporate lapdog without a genuine passion for being a corporate lapdog. I should know, im a very successful corporate lapdog. My manager tells me im a good boy almost every week. The managers can tell if your heart isnt in it when you lick their face and their boots, if you dont have tenacity and a go getter attitude you'll never be able to be a successful corporate lapdog like me. Its not easy making money for other people."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow. What’s happened to you to make you so cynical?

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