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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What would be the music track they use?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unironically, "Born in the USA." But a cover by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My ears are bleeding just imagining that 😬

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Now imagine Mike Huckabee doing a rap in the middle.