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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

I see the fediverse is composed almost entirely of vegetarians. Feeling bad for a winged rat? Honestly? It's not like this man is just going around killing animals like Baron Trump...

I live in the French equivalent of NYC rat wise and trust me, either my cat or I get rid of the pests quickly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you have no empathy for animals just trying to do their thing, that is a good indicator that you'll lack empathy for people as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I understand they're trying to do their thing, and that's what happens. He's not going around torturing birds for his entertainment. And here I'm entirely on the side of humanity, lol, what? I feel bad for the dude, his day was probably ruined.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

His day was ruined by his own actions, not the loss of a chip. Are you fucking dense?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

??? He got assaulted by a winged rat. I'm about to eat chicken right now. It seems like you have a lot of feelings and that's actually nice and sweet but the direction is wrong IMO.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You could have just answered the question about being dense with a yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fat people are actually less dense

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You're right! My bad.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do ypu think we are in a war against seagulls?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

They started it back when they stole a whole ice cream cone from my great grandpappy, I'm just ending it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If his day is ruined by losing a bit of food, he needs to find someone to talk to about mental health. No one should be that close to the edge of violent response.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He got violently assaulted by a seagull and had a gut reaction with a seagull. I know you wanna equate it semantically to people being problematic with people but, again, unless you're even more peaceful and selfless than Aang from ATLA, you're just being emotionally hypocritical. Had he eaten the seagull or composted it to reduce waste, what would the problem be?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry. I've had gut reactions before. Normal humans will swat or punch things.

It takes thought to grab it by the legs, and slap it on a wall.

But yeah, if it was just some unconscious reaction, then whatever. But in that case, I'm curious why a fuckin ninja is among the regular population.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Go talk to your plants, I bet they're the only ones who tolerate you. 😤

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

Why are you randomly murdering animals you do not plan on eating? Your cat has instincts to kill so they get a pass but what is your excuse?

Do you not get that killing a seagull like this is not a good thing?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not vegan, vegetarian, or even uncommonly attached to animals. But you are a disgusting person. Rats are great. Rats with wings are pretty cool too. Killing stuff that inconveniences you is psychotic behaviour. Simple as.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's sweet. I hope you have the same level of empathy for human beings.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Of course I do. That empathy need not stretch into the loss of a fucking chip. And in front of children no less...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Would you like it if someone grabbed you by your feet and killed you by swinging you into a wall? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, of course. People and seagulls are the same and deserve the same treatment and the same considerations. And my cat is my daughter and I'm a pitmommy too. This is why y'all are weird to other people.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Feeling bad for a winged rat?

This is no about the seagull, it is about actions of this psycho. Swinging into wall? In front of children? Really?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I assumed the dude grabbed it as it was flying out with the chip and just slammed it quickly without much thought. He might have a horrible day/week, just wanted to have some chippies and this happened. Meh. 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Oh for fuck sake...

Look, I sometimes have a bad day yet I am not walking around smashing skulls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

What about a person who works in a meat processing plant? Killing hundreds of chickens a day. Are they a psychopath?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They're even worse, as they do it with no emotion. It's cold and calculated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel inclined to purchase some meat today just to upset you

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro, it's not the same and you know it. Equating people and animals only means you have less empathy for people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I am not equating anything to anything. Smashing skulls because you have a "bad day" is objectively wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't feed the troll, people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unlike the rats in my city, I shower.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I meant your personality. You as a person are gross.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I understood but I guess you felt it needed reiteration...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just wanted to make sure that it was crystal clear that I didn't mean your physical appearance.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No arguments, so you use ad-hominem attacks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

https://birdfact.com/articles/are-seagulls-protected-in-the-uk

“[All gulls] are protected by law. This means it is illegal to kill, injure, or capture a gull.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Legality does not mean morality, come on. If you've lived in the West, you know it perfectly well. Is this what the conversation has come to?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's both immoral and illegal, and quite frankly it's indicative of a psychopath.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

C'est une perte totale de temps de débattre sur lemmy, c'est encore pire que reddit en termes de biais cognitifs et d'echochamber.

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