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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you like anon that much why don't you gay marry him huh

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because I can be platonically proud of him, duh.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well ancient Greeks were famously gay so that answers that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Checkmate atheists

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Idk dude, marrying another dude is kinda gay. Just stay in the closet marry a woman and cheat on her at a bath house with the homies. If it's with another homie it ain't gay, just practice