Dorkyd68

joined 10 months ago
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mid and basic. Perfect for normies

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Step 1, dig big hole, step two, become one with tge ant people, step 3 never see daylight again

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka "dentists". Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that???? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Maybe if bond had asperges this choice would make sense. He's just a bit too quirky to make a decent bond

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Something about those Grey kitty's, that just vibes the fuck out, ya know?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Except those disgusting n*zi sympathizers and suppliers during WWII. I'm of course referring to BMW

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If ww3 breaks out I'm fleeing from the us to Canada to fight for them. At least I'll die with dignity

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I miss drugs. I've grown up and lost contact with all connections. Oh to be young again and 1 text away from an 8 ball and a rather frisky young lady, that wants to do lines and rp kimky sex shit all night. It's not fair that you have to grow up

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do you hear yourself??? Do you actually speak with real humans in real life? My dude or dudette just go away already

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Bruh, you're misunderstanding the point of my og comment. I wasn't saying someone wouldn't stand up for their partner. I was saying the entire argument sounds made up

Sorry you didn't understand and think I beat my wife when she speaks, lmao grow up and touch some grass

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (10 children)

All of my friends would stand up for their wives. That's a wild assumption you're making

The fact you take things so personally speaks volumes about your life.

I'm not your dog, kick someone else dork

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Folks that can't go but a few minutes w/o using a swear in their sentences have a small vocabulary, as such they sound moronic when speaking.

What im fuckin sayin is, you got a god damn point

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