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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This has already happened, many years ago. I know this because everyone but me is actually a highly sophisticated robot that resembles a member of my species. I'm onto you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

When I was a kid I had a theory that I'm the only conscient being in the world, and that everyone is some sort of a robot.

I couldn't share it with anyone, because obviously no one was real but me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

He figured it out. Time to shut it down.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Finally. This iteration was starting to become weird anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Jason figured it out? Man, this is a low one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

you can't trick me machine. You can't convince me I am the robot and you are the conscious. it can't be possible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

This is the bad place and everyone is a tortue demon. The worst version of The Truman Show.