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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Uhhmmm technically, it doesn't suck, just whatever goes past the event horizon falls into it."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

It just exists. It's not its fault it distorts spacetime around it until it becomes one of those coin donation funnels at the mall.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

There would likely be some extreme vortexes especially in the accretion disk. The pressure differences would absolutely create a suction effect.

It's all probably as negligible as legs on a cow to astrophysicists but I would reckon on its own (without the umpteen solar masses of gravity distorting your results), at human scale I would estimate that it "fucking sucks".

Pure speculation on my part.