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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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Be aware of your people's worth (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If they straight up admitted they wasted my time, I'd steal a printer or something on the way out.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

With how printers are nowadays, that printer would probably try to get a GPS lock, or failing that, scan all devices nearby to try to determine its whereabouts, then capture your ID, face and any sensitive information it could, and start extorting your for more yellow ink...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Beautiful comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

And demand you create an account to just turn it on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yellow ink used to draw those sweet invisible fingerprints on every printed page so you can be tracked easily