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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know you're just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

no I'm not drinking, I'm eating

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  • I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

something something bottled water left in the sun something microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But your tooth enamel certainly doesn't :<

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, it can't be that bad.

googles it

Oh fuck.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh boy, I can't wait to get the coast and drink some chowder