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America announces reboot of early 2000's Middle Eastern war (www.thebeaverton.com)

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"Despite franchise fatigue with Marvel and Star Wars, U.S. and Israeli producers are releasing a big-budget reboot of the blockbuster property."

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, Jihad is a massive umbrella term for basically anything a Muslim tries to do. No, I'm not reading your wall of text that's longer than the Wikipedia article. We're both random internet commenters, please respect my time as I respect yours.

That all said, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_conversion

Scroll to the Islam section.

(That defensive war was about as defensive as the American Vietnam war)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

All of the quotes are from the wikipedia article and even the specific section you told me to read, which shows that you did not read much of it.