Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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wait for it!

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

because one egg is one egg?
because one egg is an oath?

what am I missing here?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

"Enough"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a pronunciation joke.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

~~joke~~

yolk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Take your upvote and eggcit