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I've had girlfriends steal my plushies. Now they stay in a locked cabinet (the plushies) until I know who I can trust.
Thanks for clarifying that it's your plushies that you keep locked up. Otherwise, I would have a lot more questions.
The girlfriends are in the other one
honestly I was scared I was going to be locked up by the last one.
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Calm down Simon