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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

Get to work OP. The world needs this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Classic OOP bloat.

OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

as the sying goes "brainfuck around and find out"